It was on this day in 1978 that cult leader Jim Jones carried out a mass murder/suicide of over 900 of his followers in Jonestown, Guyana. Horrifying. There's a joke about it but it's wildly innappriopriate.
And anyway, the punchline's too long.
3 Contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House...
The first is from INDIA, the second from CHINA and the third from GUYANA
They go with White House officials to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape and does some measuring, w...