I saw a one legged man with no arms at the ATM today...
He asked me to help him check his balance.... So I pushed the guy over.
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An out-of-work actor gets a call from his agent one day.
"I got you a job. It's a one-liner."
"That's okay!" replies the actor, "I've been out of work for so long I'll take anything. What's the line?"
"Hark, I hear the cannons roar," says the agent.
"I love it!" says the actor. "When's the audition?"
"Wednesday," says the agent...
How do you make a one disappear?
Add a G and it’s gone.
Haha I’m so alone
What sound does a one legged turkey make?
Wobble Wobble
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