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A guy chats with his milkman during the weekly daily delivery.

"You should've seen yesterday's party, it was great. There was me, my wife and many couples in the neighborhood. By the end we were completely hammered."

"Oh yeah? How did it go?" The milkman inquires.

"Well, we got so drunk that we got the idea for a little game. The men went into ano...

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A vacuum cleaner salesman came to my door, poured a bag of dog shit on my carpet and said, "Sir, if this vacuum can't clean it completely, I'll eat whatever's left."

I said, "I hope you're hungry 'cause they cut off the electricity this morning."

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

'Cause they hate the French press

Hey girl, are you the Bible?

'Cause men keep misinterpreting what you say to support their own selfish agendas.

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Why did the condom fly across the room?

'cause it was pissed off.

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