A man drives a train in Bulgaria. One day, he falls asleep driving and runs over someone walking on the tracks. Well, his case goes to court, and he gets the death sentence for murder
So, he’s on death row and the executioner approaches him.
“What would you like for your last meal?”
“I would like a banana please.”
The executioner thinks it’s weird, but shrugs and gives him a banana. The guy eats his banana, waits a while, and gets strapped into the electric c...
A frog goes into a bank (long)
A frog walks into a bank and walks up to the teller. He says, “my name is Kermit Jagger and I’d like to take out a loan.” The teller says, “nice to meet you, I’m Patti, but I have to tell you, we don’t loan money to frogs.” Kermit says, “no it’s ok. I have collateral. Here is this priceless heirloom...
The Drums Must Not Stop
A man was exploring the African jungle and came upon a tribe of natives, their presence underscored by the distinctive and monotonous beating of drums. The man spoke with the tribe and they allowed him to stay with them and sleep on their grounds.
The first night, the man didn't sleep a wink ...
Two fishermen were fishing off the rocks...
The first fishermen was catching fish so fast they we're practically jumping straight into his bucket.
The second fishermen asked the first what his secret was. To which the first responded.
I have no wife, or girlfriend, I am a very lonely man.
The first fishermen didn't unders...
How the Angel Came to be on Top of the Christmas Tree
There had been no snow during the entire month of November, and there didn't appear to be coming any snow any time soon, either. The elves in the bicycle department had been on strike since October, and there was the possibility that the elves in the doll department might join them.
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The Mexican president has a rare cancer of the brain and is in need of a brain transplant. His only option is a risky new procedure that his doctor recently perfected.
He now has to “shop” for his brain.
“Sir, as this is a new procedure, our pool of brains you can choose from is rather small. Prices of the brains will vary,” said the doctor.
“Okay, show me what you’ve got. I have an important job, so I’ll need the best brain,” replies the president...