Yardwork Jokes

A young couple is outside doing yard work..

They’ve been working hard all morning and the wife says “Boy I’m cooked. I’m gonna go inside and clean up.”

The husband tells her he’s going to stay outside and keep working for a while.

She goes inside the house, up the stairs to the... read more

A man is doing yardwork while his wife is wife is gardening when he notices the similarity between her butt and the charcoal grill.
So he yells, " Hey honey you better start eating more of those veggies because your ass is as big as the grill."
Later that night, he is feeling frisky and st... read more

A man and his wife were outside their house doing yardwork. The husband looked over at his wife bent over her flower bed and said "ya know honey, I never really noticed how big your ass is. Why, I bet it's just as wide as the range on the grill." To prove his point, the man went and grabbed the tape... read more