Hobbies Jokes

The man replies, 'I like running, hunting, and people watching'

The lady says, 'Oh that's cool. I'm also a runner.'

The man says, 'I know.'

One of my hobbies is time travel, I do it from time to time.

Me: I collect box sets of 90s sitcoms.

Her: Interesting. Do you have Friends?

Me: No. I’m very lonely.

They bring home 6 figures

That was the most scientific way I've ever been offered acid

that's a big red flag!

69 and going hunting

He said he had nun.

They get very Inuit.

After making a hard decision, I'm now a legoless Legolas.

In that order.

"Yeah," I reply through my mask, "I took up ventriloquism. I'm pretty good; notice how you can't see my lips moving."

- Bilbo, Frodo and Samsagaz.

I already gave up tennis and swimming, but painting is where I draw the line.

and not using commas.

When he wakes up, he finds himself encased in ice, floating in the middle of the ocean. To his fortune, he spots the horn of a narwhal close by. Thanking his lucky stars, he calls out to him.

The narwhal comes and the penguin says, "Thank goodness you're around, Mr. Narwhal. Could you break ... read more

... to bad these hobbies consist mostly of drinking.

They have access to painting, exercise, a small library, cooking, all sorts of stuff.

When they paint, they are often instructed to paint their mood, or something they would like to see or do when they are released. Some paint melancholy things, dark with depressive imagery and muted colors. ... read more

And make you an otter you can't defuse.

It’s hard enough to find time to hide my drinking problem.

He soon woke up in a land of paradise. He spent the next few days exploring. Heaven was exactly as he imagined—pristine rolling hills, golden castles upon cloud tops, reunions with lost loved ones, and endless opportunities to explore one's hobbies. He had access to the finest selection of inks and ... read more

Two old friends caught up for lunch. Jake and Oliver hadn't seen each other for over twenty years. "How have you been?" Oliver asked.
"I've been good" Jake said, ordering from the menu. "I'm married with two great kids. Work is a bit dull but it pays the bills. How about you, how have you been... read more

by a “Keep off the Grass” sign.

...I would never dessert you.

(Thanks Reddit for 4 years of fun facts, interesting stories, and new hobbies!)

I got more birthday wishes than my real-life birthday.



[Reddit, thank you for years of facts, hobbies, jokes, and hundreds of unproductive hours]

Me: I can see dead people.

Her: Wow! Any hobbies?

Me: Grave digging.

He confides to his friend and says "Everywhere I look, I see people who look and dress like me. All my favorite TV shows are the most popular ones, and the music I listen to is listened to by millions. I have a very normal job and no particularly interesting hobbies. Even my name is one of the most ... read more

She: What are your hobbies?

He (gets a stuffed hamster out of his pocket): Taxidermy.

Hamster: And ventriloquism!

I met a girl from the country a few months back and I think I'm in love. She is so kind and interesting. Her name is Sue named after her mother. She has a great family, they live on a farm and have all sorts of cool hobbies and jobs. She grew up riding horses and taking care of animals, doesn't she ... read more

\- Name?

\- Angus MacTavish.

\- Age?

\- 43.

\- Place of birth?

\- Isle Of Rum.

\- Slow down, we'll get to your hobbies later.

Teacher- "Boys, tell me your names and hobbies"

1st boy- My name is Jack. My hobby is watching Moon .

2nd boy- My name is Harry. And my hobby is watching Moon .

3rd boy- My name is George & hobby is watching Moon .

Teacher- "wow nice nice, your hobbies are same ..... read more