Sing-a-purr (I know it’s cheap, I’ll see myself out)
Three nuns are sitting on a bench talking about their vacations...
The first nun says, 'I just got back from Brazil, and they had the biggest bananas I've ever seen. They were this thick, and this long!', holding up her fingers to show the width and her hands to show the length.
The second nun says, 'Well I just got back from Florida, and they had the bigg...
God wants to go on vacation
So he asks his angels for suggestions. Venus? asks one, god says no too hot. Another says Mars; no too cold. What about earth? Earth! No way, god says. 2000 years ago I hooked up with some girl there and they’re still talking about it!
My partner and I can never agree on vacations.
I want to go to exotic islands and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me.
I just told my luggage there will be no vacations this year.
Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.