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Word Of Advice Jokes

Word of advice: Never date a tennis player

Love means nothing to them

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Word of advice to all the men out there: DO NOT masturbate after chopping up some chilies.

Not only does it sting but it will also get you kicked off Masterchef.

A word of advice: Don't run behind cars.

You'll get exhausted.

Before going to a party, my dad gave me a word of advice.

"I want you to stop drinking at midnight," he informed me.

"OK." I sighed, closing the door.

I came back home at roughly 3AM, opened the door and he was still awake.

"Alright papa!" I shouted.

"Papa?" he questioned, "You're drunk out of your head aren't you? I told you to...

A wise word of advice from my late grandfather. "When people say fight the power"

"They don't mean stab the power outlets"

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Word of advice: dont bother buying toilet paper marketed under the name of Chuck Norris...

It's rough, tough, and doesn't take shit from anyone.

Beards at work

Just a word of advice, if a woman at work asks you "When are you going to shave off that ridiculous mustache?!" Do not reply "When you shave yours!". It could land you in HR....

No I in team

Word of advice; if anyone ever gives you the "There is no I in team!" speach, you look him dead in the eye and say "true, but there is a 'U' in dumb."

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