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Does masturbation improve reading?

I read that masturbation brings a remarkable improvement in lexicon, and I was absorbed by this statement devoid of reason. Everyone knows that it exacerbates me when I witness a petulant fool brandishing bombastic cultisms as banal corollaries whose ephemeral purpose is to obscure the rickety colle...

My electricity went out, so I went to visit my friend in New York.

It was definitely a power trip.

(As heard on a really old episode of the podcast “Lexicon Valley”.)
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If grammar nerds had a convention...

...it would be called Lexicon.
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What's another word for thesaurus?

Lexicon.
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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon
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