I read that masturbation brings a remarkable improvement in lexicon, and I was absorbed by this statement devoid of reason. Everyone knows that it exacerbates me when I witness a petulant fool brandishing bombastic cultisms as banal corollaries whose ephemeral purpose is to obscure the rickety colle...
My electricity went out, so I went to visit my friend in New York.
It was definitely a power trip.
(As heard on a really old episode of the podcast “Lexicon Valley”.)
What's another word for thesaurus?
If grammar nerds had a convention...
...it would be called Lexicon.
What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?