My wife bought one of those wireless bras, she said it's much better than her old wired ones
But she's full of shit cause i can't get the bloody thing to connect to the WiFi.
So I walked past a wired fence today
Somebody from behind shouted: "Be careful, it might be electrified! If you touch it, you will get the shock of a lifetime!"
I looked the person dead in the eye and without hesitation, I grabbed the fence to prove them wrong
My mother, who was walking next me then told me I was adopted
Even though I have an Engineering degree and I’ve re-wired my house to add updated lighting...
People are typically shocked when they find out I’m not a good electrician.
On his cake day, the man swims across the river
When he is in the middle of the river, suddenly a loud voice out of nowhere asks: “plus two or minus two?” The man decides that more is better than less and says : “plus two”. At first it looks like nothing happened, but when he gets out of the water, he releases he now has 4 balls. The man...
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof!
A bachelor named Steve who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left, he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies. A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and was killed. His friend immediately wired him with the ...
I heard wired connections are faster...
So I poured some coffee on my router and now it's even slower...Do I need another java update?
An electrician tells the engineer, “I wired everything exactly according to the drawing and I flip the switch and there’s no current.”
“Yes, I see the problem,” The engineer responds. “We just can’t draw any current.”
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The History Of Copper Wire
Do you know how copper wire was made?
Two Jews fighting over a penny.