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I have a friend who writes lyrics about sewing machines

She is a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams

They'll keep you bobbin your head.

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When Robert's wife got a job as a seamstress he was absolutely thrilled.

Because he knew she'd need her bobbin every day!

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What's the difference between a sewing machine and a female jogger?

A sewing machine only has one bobbin.

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