And says, "I'll give a thousand bucks to whoever can squeeze another drop from this lemon." All the strongest men in the bar took turns trying, but nobody could even squeeze a single drop. The bartender thought he'd won, when an thin, wiry old man walked up from the back. He grabbed the lemon, and s...
This guy walks into a bar...
...bellies up to the bar and orders a beer. The place is mostly empty, just him at the bar, and he's been there a short while when in walks a gorgeous brunette. She looks around, not seeing him and then marches straight to the back of the joint and sits down at a corner table in the back with a cru...
A blind rabbit and a blind skunk
Two blind animals approach each other having never seen before, they introduce and proceed to ask each other who they are.
Rabbit: I’m sorry but because I’m blind I don’t know what animal you are.
Skunk: I am blind too, shall we touch each other to see what we are?
The skunk beg...
The Union Cavalry were in dire need of recruits...
General Grant decided to turn one infantry division into a cavalry division and sent the men back to boot camp for additional training.
Johnny was 19 years old and a brave soul, but looking at the rearing, neighing and feisty war horses, he had one concern.
“Excuse me Drill Sergeant!” ...
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The Pig-Fucker Joke (NSFW)
So this guy breeds exceptionally rare, prized pigs, pigs that people from across the world seek to acquire.
One day, as he was sailing with a group of pigs to over-sea market, a nasty storm rolled in. His ship capsizes, and the man wakes up on the shore of a desert island with only one pig, ...
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