Why did the one lion die by wildebeests in The Lion King?

Because he didn't Mufasa.

Did you hear about Trump’s collection of styrofoam wildebeests?

Probably for the best, it was fake gnus, anyways....

I went to the zoo today. They had a yaks in the wildebeest exhibit.

Did they really think I would fall for fake gnus?

One time I got attacked by a wildebeest, but another wildebeest came to my aid and rescued me.

There's good gnus and bad gnus.

Donald Trump goes to Africa in safari, but they only show him a photo of some wildebeests.

Fake gnus!

I just heard stuffed wildebeests are now the new trend.

Turned out to be a bunch of fake gnus

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Books Never Written

Hey guys, don't know if you're familiar with these kind of jokes, but they were my favorite growing up, so I thought I'd post a bunch of the here. They're pretty corny, but I hope you enjoy!

*Take A Breather* by Justin Hale

*How to Become Famous* by Anonymous

*Living Long* by Di...

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Ajit Pai is shopping in a grocery store...

Ajit Pai is shopping in a grocery store when he notices a produce clerk eyeing him. He goes about his shopping, albeit a bit unnerved by the clerk’s hungry eyes.

Ajit turns down another aisle and sees the guy at the deli counter scoping him out like a lion would look at a wounded wildebeest. ...

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A lion was sleeping in the jungle..

The lion woke up one morning with an overbearing desire to remind his fellow creatures that he was king of the jungle. So he marched over to a monkey and roared: "Who is the mightiest animal in the jungle?" 
       
    
  "You are, Master," said the monkey, quivering. "Don't you forget it!...

In World War II ...

There are a few companies of soldiers in the earthworks, but the strangest by far are the troops in D-company. They actually organized themselves, from officers down to privates, based on the whims of a wildebeest they somehow keep as a pet. Naturally, everyone things this is a bit odd, and as such ...

Sandwich Shop

A man walks into a sandwich shop and begin to place his order, reading off the menu. "I'll have a 6-inch, white bread roll with mustard, mayo and...hey, what's this? 'Wildebeest?' Since when do you serve wildebeest here?"

"Oh, that's our latest addition" says the clerk. "Freshly imported from...

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A fine taster once entered a restaurant and challenged the restaurant owner.

He told the restaurant owner to serve him anything, and he'd be able to identify it. The restaurant owner accepted the challenge, and the starter meal was served. The guest tasted it, thought about it for a few seconds and then said: "This is a paté from a wild boar, duck and common quail. The wine ...

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