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What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

A blackboard.

Did you know that Starbucks can make your teeth whiter?

Enough pumpkin spiced latte will make anything whiter

What did Snoop Dog use to get his whites whiter?

Bleeyotch!

I told my dentist to make my teeth whiter..

so he named them Logan and moved them to a gated community.

Say what you like about Boko Haram,

but you've got to admit, 'Whiter Shade of Pale' was a stone cold classic.

What did the girl say after she met Jesus on a blind date?

Hmmm...you look much whiter on your profile picture.

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