Police are warning drug users about a diluted, mild version of ice doing the rounds. They are calling it "crystal meh".
A cheap pastor had a church with significant need of a paint job. The estimate calls for 100 gallons of white latex paint but he decided to buy only one 20 gallon can he knows latex paint can be thinned with water. So he diluted 1:1 and it still coats and looks white. So he dilutes again to stret...
I can't undue my mistakes...
All I can do is more mistakes, and hope the original one gets diluted
This is a homeopathic joke.
The humour is heavily diluted.
Homeopathy weight loss tip:
Drink diluted water.
I was thinking about getting into the business of homeopathy.
But the market was too diluted.