A guy comes up to White River Junction in Vermont...
The sign says “White River 2M” and “White River 2M”. Confused by the sign, he finds a local and asks,
“What difference does it make if I take the left or the right?”
The Vermonter says, “Not to me it don’t.”
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English Literature Class
Professor starts the literature class. "Today's lesson is metaphors. A metaphor conceptualizes and exaggerate a big thing into a small creative image. As an example you can say 'The snow is a white blanket' instead of saying that snow is white. Can anyone say a similar metaphor ? "