This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

So this happened last night...

>gf is prego
>
>we like to get kinky anyways
>
>one night things get particularly saucy
>
>i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
>
>wtf it's red everywhere and she's obvi...

What's colorless and smells sweet?

Chloroform

SHHHH..

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