What do you call a white person from Louisiana?

A Caucajun

What is a white person's favorite Mexican dish?

Number 4.

What do you get when you cross a white person and cocaine

A Cocasian

What’s so scary about a white person in prison

You know he did it

This ain’t mine btw I got it from youtube

What do you call a white person having a seizure on the dance floor?

An improvement.

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What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

My black friend thinks I'm really smart for a white person.

He calls me a wise cracker.

What do you call a white person wearing glasses while playing Yu-Gi-Oh?

Four eyes white dragon.

^sorry if repost, thought of this myself.

[NSFW]Im ok with being not allowed to say the " N " Word as White Person ...

... at least i can bring phrases like " Thanks for the Warning Officer " and " Hi Dad "

Coronavirus has finally made me less racist

Now I also cross the street when a white person approaches me on the sidewalk

Going to church in Chicago

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church?

He laid hi...

Once, in an African village,

a native man walked up to a missionary with a look of fury on his face. "My wife gave birth today," the native growled, "and the baby is white! And you're the only white person within 100 miles of here! "
The missionary glanced around guiltily for a moment but quickly regained his composure. "Loo...

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How do you starve a black person?

The same way you starve a white person you racist piece of shit

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A Black guy arrives at Heavens Gates...

The man is worried that due to his race, they might discriminate and not let him in. So when he walks up to the pearly gates he decides that at the very least, to better his chances to get in, he can change his name to that of a white person.

"Name?" asks St. Peter

The man searches for...

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Now that you put it that way...

A christian missionary spends a year in a remote African village spreading the gospel. In that time the tribal chiefs daughter gets pregnant, and eventually has a baby that turns out to be white.

Outraged the chief confronts the missionary. Being the only white person his daughter had ever ...

What's black and white and red all over?

A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds.

The missionary was in Africa working with this isolated tribe...

The missionary was in Africa working with this isolated tribe for two years.
One day he wakes up to sticks poking him and sees himself surrounded by members of the tribe who lift him violently and bring him to the chief.
"For what you've done, you're going to die!".
Confused, the missio...

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Once there was a woman...

that had such a strong sexual drive that she couldn't find the right husband so she decided to have a contest of who can fuck her the hardest and make her orgasm.

3 people arrived. A black person, a white person and an Asian.

Both the black man and the white man looked at the Asian and...

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White Fairytale vs Black Fairytale

What's the difference between a black person's Fairytale and a white person's Fairytale?

A white person's starts with: "Once upon a time."

A black person's starts with: "Y'all muhfuckas ain't gonna *believe* this shit."

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