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Whiten Jokes

Don`t buy Colgate whitening substance.

It guarantees whiteness within 14 days. It was been 2 weeks and I am still asian...

The girlfriend just got her teeth whitened

Although, to be honest, most of it went on her chin

I am never recommending anyone Colgate Whitening toothpaste ever again...

I have been using it for two weeks and Iā€™m still Indian.

To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened..

The Dentist told her she needs a crown.

I tried looking up pictures of Freud's mother to see what his deal was,

Apparently, there aren't any good surviving pictures,

they all look kinda bleached & whitened from over-cleaning.

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A new washing liquid has been launched

It is marketed as the Best Universal Grit Grime and Effluence Remover. So if Persil won't whiten it and Tide won't brighten it and Dash won't renew it - BUGGER it.

what's it called when a white man performs better then usain bolt?

whitening bolt.

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