My toothpaste says it guarantees whiteness within two weeks..
Yet after two weeks I'm still asian
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I'll Never Buy Colgate Toothpaste Ever Again...
It says "guaranteed whiteness" after 2 weeks... It has been 4 weeks and I am still Asian.
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My new toothpaste is false advertising
It said, "Guaranteed whiteness in 14 days."
Well, it's been 15 days and I'm still Asian.
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So I tried Colgate for the first time.. was not impressed-
The tube said 'Guaranteed whiteness in 3 brushes". 3 brushes later, I'm still Asian.
(Speaking of still Asians, my grandma's a quadriplegic. She's a pretty still Asian)
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