My girlfriend is weirdly obsessed with the Soviet Union.

And for me, that's a major red flag.

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Southerners are weirdly obsessed with ending hunger among Jews

Any time I visit my relatives down South, the first thing they ask is *Jew eat yet?*

What do you do when you're weirdly attracted to a chess player, but can't make out whether they're a guy or a girl?

Check and mate

As a doctor, I am weirdly addicted to hitting my patients on their knees to test their reflexes.

I really get a kick out of it.

Everyone says communism is a bad idea .

But I'm weirdly attracted to it.

It must be because of all the red flags.

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I was weirdly calm when the doctor refused to prescribe me Viagra.

No hard feelings.

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The professor of statistics and logistics.

So a friend told me this joke. It was created by Norm MacDonald. Hopefully I don't butcher it. Also, I'm on mobile, so I apologize if it's weirdly formatted.

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A new guy moves into a cul de sac. One of the neighbors comes up to him and starts small talk.

"So what...

I don't like eating weirdly named foods

I always Falafel afterwards

Why do milk monsters walk weirdly?

Because they lactose.

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