I'm weirdly turned on by songs with guest performers...

I might have a feat. fetish

My girlfriend is weirdly obsessed with the Soviet Union.

And for me, that's a major red flag.

What do you do when you're weirdly attracted to a chess player, but can't make out whether they're a guy or a girl?

Check and mate

As a doctor, I am weirdly addicted to hitting my patients on their knees to test their reflexes.

I really get a kick out of it.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I was weirdly calm when the doctor refused to prescribe me Viagra.

No hard feelings.

I don't like eating weirdly named foods

I always Falafel afterwards

Why do milk monsters walk weirdly?

Because they lactose.

My friend Jack …

… woke up on January 1st 2021, glanced over at his wife Edna and was suprised to see that she looked weirdly pixelated.


“Oh my god!” he yelped with a look of confusion and growing concern on his face, “What happened last night?!”


Seeing his expression, Edna reached over to ...

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