Weirdly Jokes - 8 Hilarious Weirdly Jokes

My girlfriend is weirdly obsessed with the Soviet Union.

And for me, that's a major red flag.

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I'm weirdly turned on by songs with guest performers...

I might have a feat. fetish

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I don't like eating weirdly named foods

I always Falafel afterwards

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Why do milk monsters walk weirdly?

Because they lactose.

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I was weirdly calm when the doctor refused to prescribe me Viagra.

No hard feelings.

As a doctor, I am weirdly addicted to hitting my patients on their knees to test their reflexes.

I really get a kick out of it.

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How tall is a penguin?

A man rushes into a bar and screams at the bartender, "How tall is a penguin?"

The bartender looks at him weirdly and says, "Excuse me?"

The man repeats, "How tall is a penguin?"

The bartender motions with his hands. "Uh, about this high."

The color drains from the man's ...

What do you do when you're weirdly attracted to a chess player, but can't make out whether they're a guy or a girl?

Check and mate

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