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Eldritch Jokes

What do you get, when you cross an Eldritch Horror, with an E-Girl?

CthUwU.

Please help, my dog keeps turning into an eldritch monster at random times.

I think he has Nyarlathotepsy.

Even the Eldritch elder gods need to relax once in a while..

..so they crack open a boy with the cold ones.

What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

How does Cthulhu wear a tie?

With an Eldritch knot.

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them. First Peter Murphy does it, then Andrew Eldritch does it, and then the rest of them argue endlessly over who did it better.

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