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I asked my girlfriend to dress up as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy roleplaying fun.

I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked,

"Love, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character" I exclaimed,

"Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't got dressed yet"

Who swore the most in star wars?

R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said

Did you hear about the Spanish Star Wars spin-off?

It’s about the chosen Juan.

You know Darth Maul from Star Wars?

He's only half the man he used to be.

What kind of car does a Star Wars memorabilia collector drive?

a Toy-Yoda

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[Nsfw] My wife FINALLY agreed to a Star Wars role play in the bedroom...

...The only catch was I had to be Obi Wan, because she always had a thing for Ewan McGregor.

"Of course!" I said, and got to work putting together the sexiest Obi Wan costume I could. I even managed to find Glow in the Dark condoms so I could impress her with my "lightsaber".

The nigh...

Star Wars Trivia: What is the internal Temperature of a TaunTaun?

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Luke-Warm

I tried asking girls out at a Star Wars convention

I've been looking for love in Alderaan places.

My friend asked me if the next Star Wars movies were going to be in 3D

"Yes" I replied "...but they R2D2."

My wife loves Star Wars...

so last night we watched all the Mandalorian, back to back!

Luckily, I was the one facing the TV...

Friend: do you know that one guy who just cant have a conversation without quoting star wars?

Me: well of course I know him, he is me

Why do Star Wars Jedi absolutely hate having to open PDF files ?

Because attachments are forbidden.

TIL the next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.

Its name is 80-HD

The biggest tragedy in Star Wars is their lack of information on one of their greatest unsung heroes.

I mean, he brought the Rebels the plans for the second Death Star before he died, but that is all we know about Manny Bothans.

What do you call a star wars bounty hunter who loves tropical fruit ?

Mango Fett.

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What's masturbation called in the star wars universe?

Hand Solo

For the Star Wars Lovers

Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9?

Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.

Bad VR star wars joke

So there's a guy playing at VR game his friend walks into the room and sees him swinging his hands around like he's swinging a lightsaber and he assumes he's playing beat saber and judging from the height of his swings there are a lot of low blocks his friend taps hin on the shoulder and says hey ca...

I was going to make a Star Wars joke today...

But I didn't want to fourth it.

If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars puns...

Then you’re looking in Alderaan places

Party games are so different in the Star Wars galaxy...

For example on Earth you bob for apples, but on Tatooine you Bib Fortuna.

Yo Mama so fat

If she were in Star Wars she would be Admiral Snackbar

(from my 9 year old) What is the scariest planet in Star Wars?

Na-BOO!

If you celebrate Star Wars Day too hard tonight...

watch out for the revenge of the fifth.

Why are Star Wars movies released in the order of 456, 123, 789?

Released by Yoda they were

Thumb wars are weird

They're essentially two opposable thumbs opposing each other

Jonathon Ross forgot to record the new Star Wars film...

What a wookie mistake

Star Wars names are just regular words if you put a random space somewhere:

Mos Quito

Que Sadilla

Scu Bagear

Syn Tax

Rev Erse

Mala Mute

Trypto Phan

Cano Nical

Impo Tent

Slee Papnea

A man goes to the doctor.

He tells the doctor he's been hearing strange buzzing noises all week. The sounds come and go at all times of day, but they have been most intense at night. Sometimes there are multiple distinct buzzes at a time, at different frequencies. The patient says he has hardly slept for the past week becaus...

My wife screamed at me, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I'm leaving you."

"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.

My girlfriend left me because I’m a big Star Wars fan

Looks like tonight I’ll be Han Solo.

Thought this up while driving behind a car with a Star Wars Rebel sticker on it.

What is the favorite type of weather of Stormtroopers?

Mist

Who played Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels?

Emperor Palpatine

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In 1946, Sean Connery joined the Royal Navy...

In 1946, Sean Connery joined the Royal Navy. During his time there, he was in charge of a covert operation to spy on a Russian military installation which was directly next to a small lake.

He was in charge of a small team of highly trained soldiers, a few locals recruited to help with the op...

Here's an old one. Who curses the most in Star Wars?

R2-D2, everything he says is bleeped out.

My son Luke loves the fact he's named after a Star Wars character

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much

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