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If the German way of warfare was the Blitzkrieg, then what do you call the Russian way?

A Ditzkrieg.

How to say surprise in different languages:

French: Surprise

Spanish: Sorpresa

Swedish: Överraskning

German: BLITZKRIEG

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

How do you call a war between Zeus and Raiden?

Blitzkrieg

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Knock knock joke.

Nazi: Knock Knock.

Polan: Who's there?

Nazi: Nazi.

Polan: Nazi wh..

Nazi: BLITZKRIEG!!!


I thought I had heard this somewhere but after extensive reaserch I came to the conclusion i may have made this up myself. If anyone finds a source for this feel free to pos...

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