Blitzkrieg Jokes - 3 Hilarious Blitzkrieg Jokes

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If the German way of warfare was the Blitzkrieg, then what do you call the Russian way?

A Ditzkrieg.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

How do you call a war between Zeus and Raiden?

Blitzkrieg

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