After a successful invasion of earth, the leaders of the armada joined together to discuss the ruling of the planet. Each of the leaders had a different idea on how what they should do with the surviving humans.
"These humans are dangerous," said the first. "We all know the losses we took to ...
It was a dark time in Vegetable Land.
The neighboring Fruit Kingdom had launched an invasion months before, and the starchy defenders had fallen quickly to the acidic and citric attackers. After a long campaign, the country had finally fallen and only a few vegetables could meet underground to discuss the future of the resistance. At th...
The king wanted to invade a neighboring country and gathered his entire court to advise him.
Every one of his advisors said the invasion was a bad idea, but the king went ahead and did it anyway - and it was just barely a success!
This proves that a leader is just a little greater than a court.
Giles was late for shooting practice so the Sergeant made him pretend he was holding a pistol and make "Pew pew" sounds.
Giles didn't want to make a fuss so he makes his hands into a pistol and starts saying "pew pew" while aiming.
But the idiot Giles was almost always late. So a lot of "pew pewing" was going on when he was practicing.
After 4 months, there's been an invasion and a full-blown war has s...
The 5 stages of Election Day
The 5 stages of presidential election ending. 1) Denial(while results are being tallied) - this isn't happening. No this can't be.
2) Anger (after the results are in) - the words described are not repeatable and may not be suitable for young children.
3) Bargaining (a few hours a...
Why did Turkey cross the road
To invade Byzantium of course, the Turks were vicious when it came to invasion.