Waiters Jokes - 10 Hilarious Waiters Jokes

In honor of his passing, my dad's favorite joke to tell waiters

Waiter: "And to drink, sir?"

Dad: "I'll have a blind coke."

Waiter: "I'm sorry?"

Dad: "You know, a blind coke. No ice."

I know we're all supposed to be tolerant of people from other cultures, but is it too much to ask that Asian waiters learn that all Caucasians don't look alike? My waiter just served my food to some other customer!

Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.

Two Story Restaurant Waiter~

So I got this job at a restaurant that was 2 stories tall. I worked for 3 days hulking trays full of food and drinks and then dirty dishes up and down the stairs. And then I noticed some of the other waiters pointing and laughing at me. At first I though something had fallen off my tray. Then this t...

In which sports do waiters do really well?

Tennis. They are trained to serve well.

what do an actor and a waiter have in common?

They're both waiters.

Say what you want about waiters

But I think they bring a lot to the table

Be nice to your waiters, people.

Now is an especially bad time to have them spit on your food. You never know...

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I'm done with waiters in restaurants asking me how did i find the steak

I just look next to The potatoes and it's right there

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the waiter

So a customer says to the waiter, "I'm a vegetarian, I'm allergic to gluten, I don't eat carbs, I'm lactose intolerant, and I'm allergic to nuts. What should I get?"

And the waiter says, "... the out."

Why are waiters in Mexican restaurants so nosy?

Because they get jalapeno business!

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