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A middle eastern restaurant owner bought a new waffle iron.

He wasn't sure how to use it, so he chopped up some chickpeas, rolled them in flour and pressed them between the grates.

The mayor of the town stopped by that day, excited to try the new dish.

But when he took his first bite, the mayor declared it was so bad he would ban it from being ...

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

How did Helen Keller burn her fingertips?

She was trying to read the waffle iron.
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