A Cajun died and went to hell. The devil assigned him the usual punishment...put him in the mass pit where the heat was melting others. The devil came back sometime later, surprised to find the Cajun just sitting around, not even misting, much less sweating. "How come you're not so much as swea...
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Lenin headed directly to Heaven after he died.
He thought he had done much good for the oppressed and deserved retirement in Heaven. He arrived at the gates.
"Vladimir Ilyich Lenin."
"Okay, okay! Last one in be sure to close the door. It's kind of cold in here..."
God checked Lenin's dossier and decided...