Iron Man stands in front of his magic mirror one morning,

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the ferrous of them all?"

Is this fairground big wheel made of iron?

Of course it is! It's a ferrous wheel

Matthew Broderick has just announced a sequel to one of his biggest films!

He'll play Iron Man's nephew who skips school to go on a wacky adventure in Chicago with his friends!

Its called "Ferrous Bueller's Day Off".

What's Iron Mans favourite ride at the Carnival?

The Ferrous Wheel.

I made a disk out of iron that children can ride on

I guess you could call it a ferrous wheel

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What is a magnet's favorite amusement park ride?

A ferrous wheel.

What do you call Matthew Broderick after he takes his Iron deficiency pills?

Ferrous Bueller

On a faraway island lived a solitary genius

On a tribal island, far far away from here, lived a man called Cong Clu. Mr. Clu was a physicist, and had lately taken a liking to particle physics.

His research, however, was disturbed quite a lot, by the strong magnetic flow from the ferrous rocks, that the island was made up of, and in the...

What do you call it when a professional trumpet player calls in sick because he has too much iron in his blood?

Ferrous bugler's day off

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Roman Rollers

Back in the days of the Roman Empire, the famous Emperor Nero instituted a new game.

The players would take those little disks you set your glass on in order to protect the furniture, and see who could get the most distance rolling them across the floor.

They were the first roller coas...

The Real Iron Man (Chemistry Joke)

My dad and I were talking and figured out who the real Iron Man is.
Ferrous Bueller

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