The last thing my grandfather told me was “Quarts! Litres! Gallons!”

That spoke volumes.

I bought audiobook version of Encyclopedia Britannica

It speaks volumes to me

My buddy who is obsessed with himself bought a speaker just to listen to his own memoirs.

It really speaks volumes about him as a person.

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I like to watch porn with full volume

So I can't hear my mom complaining.

I asked my wife for an audiobook for my birthday, but she got me an encyclopedia instead.

That spoke volumes.

A police officer was brought to the stand to testify on behalf of his partner who was accused of making a wrongful arrest.

“Your honor,” the cop began “my partner on duty has always been my closest friend and my most trustworthy work associate. I trust this man with my life and I believe that speaks volumes for his character.”

“Objection, your honor!” Said the plaintiff’s lawyer.

“Sustained,” said the judg...

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For Sale: Complete Set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 Volumes

Excellent condition. $ 1000 ONO. No longer needed. Got married last week. Wife knows fucking everything.

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