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What did the roman dad name his fat newborn?

Voluminous.

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[NSFW] [Long]A newly wed couple movies in with each other for the first time...

A newly wed couple moves in with each other for the first time and are going through the normal aches and pains of learning to live with someone new.

For the most part, everything is going well. No big disagreements, a couple of small annoying habits, but nothing major. Though, after several ...

A penguin arrives at the pearly gates

St. Peter greets the little fellow, and shows him around. The little penguin waddles after St. Peter attentively and listens to every word he has to say. At the end St. Peter asks "Do you have any questions?"

The little bird hesitates, but then he musters up the courage and asks "St. Peter, a...

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