What did the roman dad name his fat newborn?

Voluminous.

A penguin arrives at the pearly gates

St. Peter greets the little fellow, and shows him around. The little penguin waddles after St. Peter attentively and listens to every word he has to say. At the end St. Peter asks "Do you have any questions?"

The little bird hesitates, but then he musters up the courage and asks "St. Peter, a...

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