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What’s Simone’s little sister called?

Simtwo

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Simone de Beauvoir once said "Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay."

So now I just play roulette and craps. Been sober from sports betting for 3 months and counting.

People like to say that popular music today is so simple, but it's actually always been this way.

After all, Nina Simone is most famous for a 10 minute song about cinnamon.

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