Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure sme...
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Honey why do you iron your hair?
Her: To make it look longer
Doctor: Let's see Luis explain to me how you burned your penis.
The Queen of England is on a cruise
When they see Christiano Ronaldo thrashing for help in the middle of the ocean, being violently attacked by a great white shark.
But before she can have her staff do anything, a speedboat comes by, and in it is Lionel Messi and Luis Suarez! They pull up to the shark and hit it with paddles ti...