UPJOKE

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Ace Ventura decided to run for politics

He's already good at talking out of his ass.

WIFE: if you quote Ace Ventura one more time, I'm seriously going to leave you

ME: alllllllllrighty then

There are two kinds of people: Those who make Ace Ventura references every day...

and *lahoo-sah-hers*

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