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Ve Day Jokes

VE Day Joke...

I went to an Eskimo restaurant and asked the waiter about the specials.

He said: 'We've got whale meat, or whale meat, or whale meat or we've got the Vera Lynn.'

I said 'What's the Vera Lynn?'

He said 'Whale meat again

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My doctor gave me 6 months, so I shot him.

## The judge gave me 60 years!


 

 

 


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