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Wehrmacht Jokes

Do you know why the German Wehrmacht girls are in Holland?

As mattresses for the soldiers

*Courtesy Anne Frank's Diary*

World War II, occupied Poland - three partisans who survived a firefight run into a village, fleeing a Wehrmacht squad. Exhausted, they stop by a well...

"They've surrounded the village" one of them says. "There's no way out, sarge!"


"Let's hide in the well" the sergeant responds. "We can hold on to the bucket and brace ourselves against the top walls. Just remember, if anyone comes near, we have to act like the echo, or they'll get suspic...

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My grandfather killed over 30 Nazis during WW2

He was the worst doctor in the Wehrmacht

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

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Putin, Angela Merkel and Obama stand ona a dock...

Obama says "The USA built a submarine that can dive for 1 week without needing to refuel." Putin responds "Our nuclear submarines can dive for a whole month!" Suddenly a old submarine comes out of the water. The hatch opens, a Wehrmacht -soldier comes out and says "Heil Hitler we need fuel"

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