Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all ot...
I saw a man 3 foot 3 outside my house looking for my utilities readings
Turns out he was the metre man
A man in Shanghai named Sam wakes up one morning to find...
A man in Shanghai named Sam wakes up one morning to find that his car, a Mustang, has had all the internal components removed, leaving only a hollow, useless shell. He calls the police and soon an investigative team arrives.
The lead investigator approaches the victim and says "It appear...
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Who is calling?
The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational.
Paddy answered, "We've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars and that Bentley the fat-arsed colonel swanks around in."
There was a stony silence for a second ...
With great power comes great ...
use of utilities
I went to my boss at work and said, "I need a raise. Three other companies are after me."
He said, "Really? Which companies are after you?"
I said, "The electric company, the utilities company and the phone company."