Teacher: You shouldn't use a word to define itself because circular definitions are not useful.
Student: Why is there a giant poster on your wall that says "No Means No"?
Why is reading the onion more useful than reading the Wall Street Journal?
Because the Wall Street Journal is about the past, while the Onion is about the future
How can you tell Rudolph the reindeer was male?
He was only liked when he was useful.
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