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Unicyclist Jokes

Why did the unicyclist win?

Because the bicyclist was two tyred

Did you hear the one about the alcoholic unicyclist?

He couldn’t handle bars.

Why do unicyclists dress well?

Because they're good on a tire.

whats the difference between a cyclist and a scruffy unicyclist

attire

Why do unicyclists and bicyclists wear different clothing?

They find it easier to balance attire

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A joke written by the AI, ChatGPT

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