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What’s the difference between how daredevils and porn actresses become famous?

Daredevils get famous because of their cunning stunts.

(I thought that one up myself)

What do Daredevil and Scarlet Witch have in common?

They're superheroes dressed in red who lost their vision!

A daredevil was dared to walk backwards on a tightrope.

You could say he wasn’t looking forward to it

We should make Daredevil fight COVID-19...

I mean, he IS used to fighting things he can't see.

Yesterday, daredevil and flat-earth theorist Mike Hughes launched himself in a homemade rocket to prove for himself the Earth was flat.

Once he got high enough to see far along the horizon, he noticed his parachute had fallen off.
Nevertheless, the view made him realize all his beliefs ideals were crashing down.

Did you hear about the daredevil amputation doctor?

They say he’s a real wrist-taker!

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Good Job Private Daredevil!

A sergeant was passing the barracks after lights out, when he
heard some voices from inside. He slammed open the door, and
shouted:

Listen, you guys! A few minutes ago, you all heard me say good
night. What you must realize, is that when I say "Good Night,"
what I really mean is "...

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What's the difference between a daredevil and a set of showgirls?

Well, one of them as a set of cunning stunts..





(this wasn't my joke, just thought it was funny)

Since Ben Affleck has played Daredevil and Batman

Does that make him blind as a bat?

Daredevils of Reddit, when you skydive should you pack a parachute or a water hose?

A parachute might fail. A water hose will definitely get caught on something.

DareDevil's costume is amazing at keeping his identity a secret

No one will ever see through his disguise, not even him.

Buddy and his wife, Edna, went to the state fair every year, and every year, Edna would say

“Buddy, I’d like to ride in that helicopter”

Buddy always replied, “I know Honey, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”

One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair and Edna said ,”Buddy, I’m 85 years old and if I don’t ride that helicopter I might never...

A guy and his girlfriend are in a sportscar...

...the guy is doing daredevil stunts to impress her.
She turns to him, and says, "If you can go over 150 mph, I'll take off all of my clothes."
The guy obliges, and the car speeds down the road at 175mph, so the girlfriend tears all of her clothes off.

The guy loses control of the car...

Daredevil was planned to be featured of Age of Ultron but..........

He had issues with Vision, you see.

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why does Daredevil worry about getting fat?

He never watches what he eats.

In memoriam

Rapid Roy was a daredevil who specialized in car stunts. He decided to retire in style and end his career by attempting a canyon jump in the worst car he could find. After doing some digging, he came across a Chevy Nova in an auction in Champagne, LA. It was in bad shape, but he took a chance, wo...

Please stop

A guy jumps a car on a bike and crashes hard. doctors amputate both his legs.Being the daredevil that he is he jumps his wheelchair over a bus and again crashes even harder. He's so messed up now the doctors have to do a full body amputation.His family plead with him to stop while he's ahead.

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The Costume Party

A couple is excited about a costume party they have just been invited to. The husband, who is black, asked his wife to just pick up a costume for him since he’ll be too busy at work to get one himself. She excitedly agrees.

The next day, he comes home and finds a Batman suit waiting for h...

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