Stunts Jokes

During the funeral, his mother walks towards the director and says,

"Jesus died for your scenes."

He never leaves sitting in chairs to stunt people.

Gnarly.

Then cars doing stunts should be called a Carcuss

But never intentionally.

Purrkour

Because death is the only way out of the Church of Scientology.

difference between a magic wand and a Policeman’s truncheon?

One’s for cunning stunts.

I told him, "That's whiskey."

That time, it was painfully clear to us that he had definitely crossed the line.

One is used for cunning stunts, the other is used for...

... apprehending criminals.

he does it in heels

I don’t know either, but one sure is a cunning array of stunts.

Cirque de Soleil has a cunning array of stunts, while the Mustang Ranch has a stunning array of .....

A C-130 is being escorted by an F-16. The fighter pilot gets bored, pushes the engine and does some stunts. He loops, dives, does a few barrel rolls and has some fun.
He radioes the C-130 pilot: "How was that? Cool, huh?" C-130 pilot radioes back: "That was nothing. I can do something with my be... read more

Deep beneath the ocean there is an exclusive club known for only having the coolest of clams in their midst. This was called the Cool Clam Club.


Now, the Cool Clam Club was known across the seven seas as one of the most prestigious clubs known to seakind due to the fact that their initia... read more

actually, I don't understand this one,customer told me,then left b4 he explained it to me. ok, he said,
"What is the difference between a lapdancer and a magician." and I said,"What?" and then he said this,twice,since I didn't laugh. "A magician has a cunning stunt."
Then his friends told him... read more

More proof that smoking stunts your growth.

...the guy is doing daredevil stunts to impress her.
She turns to him, and says, "If you can go over 150 mph, I'll take off all of my clothes."
The guy obliges, and the car speeds down the road at 175mph, so the girlfriend tears all of her clothes off.

The guy loses control of the car... read more

Tired from following the slow-moving plane, one of the F-22 pilots tells his partner, "Hey watch what I can do." With that, he leaves the C-130's side and performs a series of barrel rolls.

"That's nothing" says the second F-22 pilot and he also leaves his spot and does even more spectacular ... read more

Rapid Roy was a daredevil who specialized in car stunts. He decided to retire in style and end his career by attempting a canyon jump in the worst car he could find. After doing some digging, he came across a Chevy Nova in an auction in Champagne, LA. It was in bad shape, but he took a chance, wo... read more

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

So one day, Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Dam, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were sitting together in a bar, kicking back, drinking a few brews, talking about life and talking about the roles they'd played in movies.

As the three men talked, each was surprised to realize that all three of t... read more

...and the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

The horse looks up and responds, "I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."

When I was in college, our RA was in a frat, Alpha Chi Rho (usually Chi Rho for short.) They had this setup with some various clubs, athletes usually of some sort, because a lot of them majored in physical therapy and/or massage therapy, where they'd have the guys in the frat give therapy sessions.<... read more