What is a drummers favorite time of day?

12:34!

How do drummers ask if they can take a break?

It’s quite simple

“Hey, you guys think we can work on stairway to heaven for a bit?”

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absolutely insane that armies used to have drummers. like "hello, yes— we are here to slaughter each other but before that our boy John Paul gonna drop a sick ass beat on y'all...

Drop that beat JP!"

what's the name of those people who are frequently around musicians??

drummers

With all this quarantining we have to be especially careful of drummers

When this is over they’re gonna come out thinking they can play guitar and sing

Why are drummers impulsive?

They never consider the repercussions.

Hey guys, let me know if you hear about any recently deceased drummers....

....No Rush....

How many jokes are there about drummers?

At least a zildjian

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb.

3. 1 to screw it in and 2 others to argue about how Neil Peart would have done it better

How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Two. ...And a-one two three four!

One-night stands are great with drummers

As opposed to guitarists, there's no strings attached.

Four musicians and a drummer walk into a bar. (Drummer jokes!)

How do you know when a drummer is at your door?
*The knocking speeds up and he doesn't know where to come in.*

How do you get the drummer away from your door?
*Pay for the pizza.*

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
*Gifted.*

Why did the bassist keep drumstick...

A band's drummer decides to quit

So the band has to audition for new drummers. They interview a bunch of people, and they decide to play a gig with the best one that night to see if he'll work out.


It goes great, except after every song, the new drummer says something like "You gotta brush your teeth or else you'll get g...

I was going to make a joke about drummers but, um,

tsss!

Drummers always have such lame jokes...

I've heard them all like a Zildjian times.

How do you improve the aerodynamics of a drummers car?

Take the Domino's sign off the roof.

Today is the 13th day of Christmas. My house is over-run with noisy birds and a crowd of hungry and confused pipers, drummers, lords and ladies. On top of all that...

...my true love was arrested for human trafficking.

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The Twelve Thank-You Notes of Christmas

Dearest John:

I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised.

With dearest love and affection, Agnes

December 15th

Dearest John:

Today the postman brought your very sweet gi...

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