What kind of cheese do skateboarders eat?

Shredded cheese.

What do you call an Olympic skateboarder?

An Ollie-mpian.

Why did the skateboarder bury his head in dirt?

Face plant

What type of plants do skateboarders grow?

Faceplants

How many Skateboarders does it ake to change a lightbulb?

Three.
One to do it,
One to film it,
and one more to say...
"damn that was sick man!"

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it might take 16 tries

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage.



(*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

What does a Soviet skateboarder say?

"That's comradical bro!"

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How do you know if a lightbulb is a prostitute?

Its been screwed in and out by teams of scientists, skateboarders, narcissists, every one of the human races, Vietnam vets, Grateful Dead fans, computer scientists, Army Rangers, stoners, Yankee fans, dead babies, roaming hippies, alchoholics, cops, Comcast employees, Jedis, Dragonball-Z characters,...

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3 Guys in hell

This is the story of an engineer from intel, a guy from the pentagon, and a small skateboarder all three ended up in hell after signing a contract with the devil himself

so he says to them

\- I will give each of you a chance to go to paradise, but beware, no second chance, it's eith...

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