Parkour Jokes - 17 Hilarious Parkour Jokes

My Parkour Instructor is Crazy

He literally drives me up the wall!

My favorite high stakes parkour artist hasn't posted in months.

Not only is it a cliffhanger its most likely a cliff faller.

I played an April Fool's joke on my parkour team this morning.

They all fell for it.

A Son To His Mom

Son: Mom , Mom! Does Granny do parkour?

Mom: No , Son.

Son: Ah ,Then she fell from the balcony

CNN: "Chess grandmaster, 20, dies in parkour balcony fall"

Shoulda castled earlier.

Hitting on women is like doing Parkour..

I can't do Parkour.

My cousin decided to try parkour, so he jumped off a single floor hotel. Anyway, to make a long story short

would've helped. Funeral's Thursday.

Honey, does the baby do parkour?

"No" she says. He replies "then he fell out the window".

What do you call spiderman after he lost his powers, but still jumps from building to building?

Peter Parkour

What would you call if spiderman starts jumping around buildings instead of swinging using his spider webs?

Peter Parkour

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Martial arts

The Israelis developed Krav Maga - the art of disabling an opponent as quickly as possible.

The Japanese developed Jujitsu - the art of defeating an armed and armored opponent.

The Brazilians developed Capoeira - the art of defeating an opponent using dance and acrobatics.

The F...

Zoo gorilla

A gorilla, one of the local zoo's most popular animals, suddenly dies one day. The zoo owner is afraid of what this might do to ticket sales, so he devises a plan: He hires a man to put on a gorilla suit and pretend to be the late ape.

So it's the new recruit's first day on the job and he's ...

What would you call Spider-man if he was a Greek who was into free running, had a debilitating disease and was backing up two cars?

Pita Parkour Parker with Parkinson’s parallel parking a Pontiac pulling a pick up truck.

What would you call Spider-man if he was a Greek who was into free running, had a debilitating disease and was backing up two cars, while making rice?

Uncle Ben

For the next Olympic Equestrian contest, they are renaming the “Show Jumping” event.

They are calling it Sarah Jessica Parkour.

If Spidey is out chasing bad guys and he runs out of webbing but is still jumping over cars and climbing buildings, what name does he go by?

Peter Parkour

(Apologies if this is a re-post, but I did come up by myself. My kids hated it too.)

I'm going to make a game about free running horses

And I'll call it "sarah jessica parkour".

French Jokes

What's the standard issue weapon in the French army? A white flag.

What's the only French martial art? Parkour, the art running away.

Like the entrance to Hogwarts, if you look at the French flag from exactly the right angle (like that of an invading army), it turns white.

An Am...

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