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Stuntman Jokes

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What’s the difference between a stuntman and a porn star?

One has cunning stunts the other has a ....

It's a little-known fact that legendary stuntman Evel Kneivel had an IQ of 160, the same as genius professor Stephen Hawking.

Ironically, they also shared a love of ramps.

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A man is standing on the edge of a roof, about to jump. Another one is watching him. A passerby comes and asks the man on the ground "Go and help him, he is going to jump!"

The man on the ground says: "Don't worry. He is a stuntman, this is a trick", so the passerby stays to watch him.

Then comes another passerby. After asking them to stop the jumper, he receives the same reply as the previous passerby and stays to watch. The situation repeats a few times until ...

A man and his wife are looking for a job

The man, unable to find any employment in his field, decides to apply for anything he can find in the hopes of earning enough to feed his family.

A few days later, he comes home overjoyed. His wife enquires, and he happily said he found a job as a stuntman in a circus! The pay is good, he ha...

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Action movie editor

An action movie editor is in the editing room trimming a Keanu Reeves movie.

It’s filled with cool scenes on motorcycles, and hand-to-hand martial arts combat. But it’s long. The editor has to pull some scenes.

So he’s pulling scenes and removes a really cool scene involving a stuntma...

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Insults

She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back

Look's like she's been dunking for apples in a chip pan

Had more hands up her than Sooty!

She's got a face like a dog lickin piss off a nettle

It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

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