One of my band members asked why I was using such a thin plectrum...

I told him it was slim pickin’s at the music shop.

I walked into the guitar shop & couldn't decide which plectrum to get

The guy at the counter: Why are you so picky?

Me: Don't come at me with that plucky attitude

Dad: Let's go home don't pick a fight

When I finally found the perfect guitar plectrum...

I knew it was a good pick.

Did you hear about the autistic guitar pick?

He’s a plectrum on the spectrum.

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