Patient: Doctor, I was playing my kazoo and I swallowed it!
Doctor: Thank goodness you're not a tuba player
Hey, my band needs a new kazoo player. You interested?
Kazoo'd be great!
What do kazoos and my father have in common?
They were both around for a short time in the '90s only to be unheard of from then on.
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A guy walk into a restaurant in Spain
And sits down to eat.
While he's waiting, three trumpet players emerge, start playing a flourish, and in walks a waiter holding a covered plate that he presents to another patron. He pulls the cover off and shows the dish to everyone present.
The guy asks his own waiter, "What is t...