Patient: Doctor, I was playing my kazoo and I swallowed it!
Doctor: Thank goodness you're not a tuba player
What do you say when a kazoo sneezes?
(My 9yo came up with this)
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A guy walk into a restaurant in Spain
And sits down to eat.
While he's waiting, three trumpet players emerge, start playing a flourish, and in walks a waiter holding a covered plate that he presents to another patron. He pulls the cover off and shows the dish to everyone present.
The guy asks his own waiter, "What is t...
What do kazoos and my father have in common?
They were both around for a short time in the '90s only to be unheard of from then on.
Hey, my band needs a new kazoo player. You interested?
Kazoo'd be great!