Doctor, Doctor, I was playing a kazoo and I swallowed it.

Lucky you weren't playing the piano.

What do you say when a kazoo sneezes?

Kazoontite

(My 9yo came up with this)

What do kazoos and my father have in common?

They were both around for a short time in the '90s only to be unheard of from then on.

Hey, my band needs a new kazoo player. You interested?

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Kazoo'd be great!

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