Turnovers Jokes - 8 Hilarious Turnovers Jokes

What do you call a group of sailors that eat turnovers?

Pie-rates

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Peyton Manning is opening a bakery.

As a special promotion, he's giving away turnovers.

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I googled the "Pittsburg Steelers" today and it took me to allrecipes.com...

How to make a half dozen turnovers.

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Bears joke

What's a Bears quarterback favorite thing to have for breakfast, Turnovers!

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What are Matthew Stafford’s favorite pastries?

Turnovers

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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday...

It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy is ...

I was talking with my dad this morning in the kitchen

Me: My car is still having trouble starting. It starts but it turns over a few times before actually starting. I'm gonna have to check it out

Dad: That's not good. It'd be great in an iPhone, but not in your car

Me: ?

Dad: Well everybody loves apple turnovers

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Hockey joke

Turnovers are like ex-wives; the more you have, the more they'll cost you.

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