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Apple Turnover Jokes

What was Steve Job’s least favorite dessert?

Apple Turnover, he loved a big piece of that pie

What's it called when someone from Apple gets fired?

Apple turnover

Why did the jelly roll?

Because it saw the apple turnover!

While driving to work today, I saw a huge cheesecake...

Around the next corner was a large trifle, followed by an apple turnover. There were no cars. It seemed to me the roads were strangely desserted.

I was talking with my dad this morning in the kitchen

Me: My car is still having trouble starting. It starts but it turns over a few times before actually starting. I'm gonna have to check it out

Dad: That's not good. It'd be great in an iPhone, but not in your car

Me: ?

Dad: Well everybody loves apple turnovers

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