what do erotica writers and twitter trolls have in common?
They both write stuff just to get a rise out of people.
Why do trolls no longer live under bridges, but instead live above them?
They get a better signal.
Three large trolls were sitting around the campfire discussing their health.
"My doctor tolt me I need to get meself some exercise. Good fer me heart. So I tossed 'im up high in there air. Daggum good exercise."
The next troll laughed, "If ye gots any heart at all, its as hard and cold as granite. My doctor tolt me I was lack toes intolrant. Ain't sure what 'e meant s...
I walked into a disco, and there were Orcs, Trolls, and Nazgûl doing their best moves.
It was Mordor on the dance floor.
Two knights, Harold and George, had captured by trolls and taken to their underground liar.
The trolls leader told Harold and George that if the two fought each other without killing one another, they would both be let go, however, this would come at a price:
If Harold lost, he would have his hands cut off, while if George lost, he would have his feet cut off. And the winner would h...
How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?
None; Trolls never see the light anyway.
What do you call the process of naming the various species of dwarves, faeries, trolls, etc?
Binomial gnomenlature
What is the difference between a Nerd and a Troll.
Trolls were once Nerds too before they went over to the Dork side.
Santa was working
And year after year, his workshop got expensive, so he started phasing out the elves with trolls. The trolls were larger and not quite as smart, but they were way cheaper and about 75% as effective. Santa didn't fire any elves, but as they got old and retired, he replaced them with trolls. Over the ...
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